April Second

So a lot of my favorite web comics were doing their own April fools issues yesterday and saying things like they were quitting the comic business, or killing off main characters and I realized that:

1. I don't have main characters

and

2. If I quit, the three people that read this comic would probably move on pretty quick. 

So, I made an April second comic and you can just deal with it. 

Expect quasi-main characters to come soon.