Enter at your own risk.

You didn't take your pills.. did you?

Old people are so sweet.

I drew this on MS Paint. Do you know how much it sucks drawing real cartoons on there?!?

That's why the old people look like they have a severe case of ET neck. 

Om nom nom nom

Driving to OKC tomorrow (Friday) so I'm putting this one up Thursday night.

quick comic

Quick post.. I'm in training all day... Art sucks, but I think the idea's there.

Valentines Day, a little late.

So we finally got Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator on the home computer, but I have not used them since I was like a junior. It's taking me some time to remember. I feel pretty guilty though to use these amazing programs to make stick figures. It's like using NASA's computers to download porn.. Kind of a waste.

A fun waste.

That guy is so baller.

It's raining outside

Today's comic is a thought I've had for a while. I think when people get their black belt in karate, instead of fighting one tough guy, they should have to fight about 30 semi-tough children.

Because life is unpredictable.

Quick, probably not funny

I have to go to CPR training for work today, so today's comic will be pretty abbreviated.

It's still here though, so fuck off.

Horribly inappropriate

Today's comic may be misconstrued. Let me set this straight. Abortion is not funny. Marital strife is not funny.

Incompetence is fucking hysterical.

Breaking up is hard to do.

Sometimes I think the best laid plans only work if people get them. Otherwise, you just look dumb.

When I was a kid...

This is an idea I've had for quite a while. I'm super busy at work today, so the art is way sub par (which is really bad when you're talking about stick figures done on MS Paint), but I think the concept is funny enough to sell it.